February 2012
564 posts
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
When your mom asks you to get something for her...
thatfunnyblog:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
me:
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me: reblogs picture of flowers
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE.
penguinwills:
AN OSCARS FOR ANIME.
My views on sexuality
lulz-time:
If you’re gay, that’s cool
If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
If you’re asexual, that’s cool
If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
If you’re straight, that’s cool
If you’re not sure, that’s cool
If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...
andillhaveyouknowimscaredtodeath:
OH MY GOOD GOD.
When you're home sick from school and trying to...
But there’s nothing but children’s shows on…
And you’re stuck having to watch Dora…
Need a laugh? Click here!
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
When you get a new follower
totally-relatable:
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